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Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

  • Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
  • Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
  • Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
  • Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
  • Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
  • Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
  • Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
  • Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
  • Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
  • Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
  • Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
  • Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
  • Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
  • Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
  • Hercules: I --
  • Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
  • Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
  • Percy: Been there.
  • Hercules: The minotaur --
  • Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
  • Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
  • Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
  • Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
  • Percy: Well, we done here?
  • Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
  • Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
  • Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*
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soulslookingforhome:

kakareen:

soulslookingforhome:

kakareen:

soulslookingforhome:

joanegbert:

greatmoustachesploosh:

pointless-nonsense:

peterclines:

It makes me happy to know I’m pretty much the same height as Spider-Man.

Wait, Tony Stark’s not really 6’6” is he? That must be with the armor.
For some reason, it weirds me out that I’m taller than Cap and Punisher and the Thing, but it would weird me out if I wasn’t taller than Tony.

 he’s 6’6” in his iron man suit.  616!Tony is around 6’1” or something out of his suit.

I’M GOIGN TO PISS I’M TALLER THAN WOLVERINE

JFC IM 3 INCHES SHORTER THAN WOLVERINE?!!?!? HOW IS HE SO SHORT?~?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??

Wolverine has always been short, you didn’t know?
What’s funny is that Robert Downey Jr is 5’8”.That armor must have some killer heels.

do i look like a comic book reader to you. the only way ive been exposed to Wolverine is by the movies and the ACTOR is SUPER TALL CUZ WHENEVER HES NEAR OTHER DUDES HE TOWERS OVER THEM SO YEAH I DIDNT KNOW ABDLASDASHDASLD. 
im pretty sure its a known fact he stands on a box…or wears heels

Couldn’t resist so I looked it up- Mark Ruffalo is 5’8”!Science Boyfriends are nose to nose!

*SCREAMS AND COLLAPSES* *DIES FROM SHOCK*

soulslookingforhome:

kakareen:

soulslookingforhome:

kakareen:

soulslookingforhome:

joanegbert:

greatmoustachesploosh:

pointless-nonsense:

peterclines:

It makes me happy to know I’m pretty much the same height as Spider-Man.

Wait, Tony Stark’s not really 6’6” is he? That must be with the armor.

For some reason, it weirds me out that I’m taller than Cap and Punisher and the Thing, but it would weird me out if I wasn’t taller than Tony.

 he’s 6’6” in his iron man suit.  616!Tony is around 6’1” or something out of his suit.

I’M GOIGN TO PISS I’M TALLER THAN WOLVERINE

JFC IM 3 INCHES SHORTER THAN WOLVERINE?!!?!? HOW IS HE SO SHORT?~?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??

Wolverine has always been short, you didn’t know?

What’s funny is that Robert Downey Jr is 5’8”.
That armor must have some killer heels.

do i look like a comic book reader to you. the only way ive been exposed to Wolverine is by the movies and the ACTOR is SUPER TALL CUZ WHENEVER HES NEAR OTHER DUDES HE TOWERS OVER THEM SO YEAH I DIDNT KNOW ABDLASDASHDASLD. 

im pretty sure its a known fact he stands on a box…or wears heels

Couldn’t resist so I looked it up- Mark Ruffalo is 5’8”!
Science Boyfriends are nose to nose!

*SCREAMS AND COLLAPSES* *DIES FROM SHOCK*